Saturday, October 2, 2010

WILL THE REAL FEMALE PISSER PLEASE STAND UP?

You know it's weird when they say, 'Be a man!' or 'Man up!' Well, the expressions are quite gender-neutal. I mean, most of the time, they're saying don't be a pussy and measure up. Get up , Stand up. But, I think 'GET UP STAND UP' is taking PUSSY to a whole new level. Yeah, the tagline of what I'm going to be talking about would be:'Taking pussy to a whole higher level.' No, we're neither talking Manmohan Singh, nor some tantric kamasutra position at the upniche slut-club. No, don't get me wrong. Really! I was talking of  the  recent FEMALE STANDING URINALS IN CHINA.

Alright, I know women have alwas been expected to chase after the stupid things only-men-can-do-and-have-done for so long. Yes, we get the point. We got out of the cave and started hunting, and hunting you guys down, well- ateast the cute ones. We started wearing trousers just so that you couldn't get right into and under our skirts. We chopped our hair short, just like Halle Berry and Hermione and my frined R, just because it does get hot and sweaty, and when it does- we don't mind some gool ol' romantic necking- without our hair getting in the way. But standing and pissing? Really? I mean, does it give you guys something to think about when you're jacking off, when you see us doing things your way?

Anyways, check out the pics of this really pissing-off piss-story!

Yeah, now here's how it looks. And the translation for the scribbling on top: “If every woman can urinate standing, Shaanxi Normal University can save 160 tons of water.” 

 Yeah. The only reason why any woman would read that would be because SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK TO LOOK AT, DOWN THERE WHILE SHE'S PEEING.


Well, they made sure the walls were pink- you know, just to put women in their comfort zone.
 Well, you see how that worked out- two women  are running out. The third one is well on the way out. She is probably Chinese-dyslexic. And pink walls? I mean, we're women, not gay.

And this is the final straw: here is the funnel through which you piss.
Ha! Now, I know a guy designed this. The funnel is practically a boring paperplane.
Guy-who-designed-pissing-funnel, you need to be back to school, not in product design.

Well, I like sitting on my arse all day. And, it's going to be no different when I piss. How about you?

30 comments:

Cinderella said...

Haha, I am loving this "pissy" post!!!!

nOt anyone you know said...

WOW!!! I'm a fan already!!!
(of the blog...have to still make up my mind abt the 'pissing postitoins' =P)

brinda said...

lovee this one jane! :D

Anonymous said...

At this time it appears like Movable Type is the best blogging
platform available right now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

Here is my web site :: Cheap NFL Jerseys

Anonymous said...

It's remarkable in favor of me to have a web site, which is helpful designed for my know-how. thanks admin

My blog post - Kris Letang Authentic Jersey

Anonymous said...

I just couldn't leave your web site prior to suggesting that I really enjoyed the usual information an individual provide to your guests? Is gonna be back steadily to check out new posts

Feel free to surf to my web page - Cheap Nike Jerseys

Anonymous said...

Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this,
like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with some pics to
drive the message home a little bit, but other than that,
this is great blog. A fantastic read. I will definitely
be back.

Here is my weblog :: cheap nfl jerseys

Anonymous said...

Just wish to say your article is as astounding. The clearness in your post is just
great and i can assume you are an expert on
this subject. Well with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post.
Thanks a million and please carry on the gratifying work.


My web page: NFL Jerseys Wholesale

Anonymous said...

I read this post completely on the topic of the difference of latest and earlier technologies, it's awesome article.

Also visit my weblog; Sidney Crosby Black Jersey

Anonymous said...

Whats up are using Wordpress for your blog platform?
I'm new to the blog world but I'm trying to get started and set up
my own. Do you need any coding knowledge to make your own blog?
Any help would be really appreciated!

My web site :: Louis Vuitton Handbags

Anonymous said...

That is a great tip particularly to those fresh to the blogosphere.
Brief but very precise information… Appreciate your sharing this one.
A must read post!

Visit my blog post Louis Vuitton Handbags Outlet

Anonymous said...

This post is truly a good one it assists new internet people, who are wishing in favor
of blogging.

Feel free to surf to my website ... Louis Vuitton Outlet

Anonymous said...

Amazing! Its really amazing paragraph, I have got much clear idea concerning from this piece of writing.


my blog post; next page

Anonymous said...

The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it
can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation.
My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views. I
know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!


Here is my web-site: Chaussures De Football

Anonymous said...

I'm no longer certain where you are getting your information, however good topic. I needs to spend a while learning more or figuring out more. Thanks for fantastic information I used to be in search of this information for my mission.

Here is my page; Wholesale Jerseys

Anonymous said...

I hardly comment, however i did a few searching and wound up
here "WILL THE REAL FEMALE PISSER PLEASE STAND UP?".
And I actually do have 2 questions for you if
it's allright. Is it only me or does it look as if like some of the remarks appear as if they are coming from brain dead people? :-P And, if you are writing at additional sites, I'd like
to keep up with everything new you have to post. Could you make
a list of all of your public sites like your linkedin profile, Facebook page or twitter feed?


my web blog - Abercrombie Pas Cher

Anonymous said...

This website really has all of the information I needed concerning this subject and didn't know who to ask.

my weblog - air jordan Pas cher

Anonymous said...

Its like you learn my thoughts! You appear to grasp a lot about this,
such as you wrote the book in it or something.
I feel that you simply can do with some p.c. to pressure the message house a little bit,
but instead of that, this is wonderful blog.

A great read. I will definitely be back.

Also visit my web-site Michael Kors Bags

Anonymous said...

Wonderful article! That is the type of info that are meant to be
shared around the web. Shame on Google for now not positioning this put up upper!
Come on over and visit my web site . Thank
you =)

Take a look at my blog post; Louis Vuitton Pas Cher

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! Impressive article dude! Thank you so
much, However I am experiencing problems with your RSS.
I don't understand why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anybody else getting identical RSS issues? Anybody who knows the solution can you kindly respond? Thanx!!

My page: NFL Jerseys Cheap

Anonymous said...

hello there and thank you for your information – I have certainly picked up
anything new from right here. I did however
expertise a few technical issues using this web site, since I experienced to reload the website many times previous to I could get it
to load correctly. I had been wondering if your hosting is OK?
Not that I am complaining, but sluggish loading instances times will very frequently affect your placement in google and could damage your high quality score if ads and marketing with Adwords.
Anyway I am adding this RSS to my e-mail and can look out for
much more of your respective exciting content. Ensure that you update
this again soon.

My web-site; get more info

Anonymous said...

I am genuinely thankful to the owner of
this web page who has shared this impressive paragraph at at this time.


Feel free to visit my blog post - Authentic Evgeni Malkin Jersey

Anonymous said...

My coder is trying to convince me to move to .net from PHP.
I have always disliked the idea because of the costs.
But he's tryiong none the less. I've been using WordPress on numerous websites for about a year and am anxious about switching to another
platform. I have heard fantastic things about
blogengine.net. Is there a way I can transfer all my wordpress posts into it?
Any kind of help would be really appreciated!

my site: More Info

Anonymous said...

Hello all, here every one is sharing these knowledge, so it's nice to read this web site, and I used to pay a quick visit this webpage every day.

Also visit my blog post ... helpful resources

Anonymous said...

Hi there, after reading this remarkable paragraph i am as well happy to share my familiarity here with colleagues.


My web page how to buy a used car from a private seller

Anonymous said...

Hmm it aρpeаrs like youг websіte ate mу first comment (it ωas
ѕuреr long) so I guess I'll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I'm
thoroughly еnjoуing your blog. I too am an aspiring blοg
bloggeг but Ι'm still new to the whole thing. Do you have any tips for first-time blog writers? I'd definitely apρreciatе іt.



my homepage cash for cars rochester ny

Anonymous said...

Greаt artiсlе. I am dеaling ωith many
of these issuеѕ as well..

Μy wеbpage - cаѕh cars
fог sale in atlanta ()

Anonymous said...

Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your weblog and wished to say that I have really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts.

After all I'll be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again very soon!

My web-site Nike Air Max

Anonymous said...

The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and
tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop,
just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views.
I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!



Feel free to surf to my web page; Soldes Air Jordan ()

Anonymous said...

If you would like to obtain a good deal from this piece of writing then you have to
apply such methods to your won weblog.

My webpage; borsa gucci

UPDATES ON MY OTHER BLOG :)

1. Read my latest post 'wear and tear' ON MY BLOG here:PJ4u-----