WILL THE REAL FEMALE PISSER PLEASE STAND UP?

You know it's weird when they say, 'Be a man!' or 'Man up!' Well, the expressions are quite gender-neutal. I mean, most of the time, they're saying don't be a pussy and measure up. Get up , Stand up. But, I think 'GET UP STAND UP' is taking PUSSY to a whole new level. Yeah, the tagline of what I'm going to be talking about would be:'Taking pussy to a whole higher level.' No, we're neither talking Manmohan Singh, nor some tantric kamasutra position at the upniche slut-club. No, don't get me wrong. Really! I was talking of  the  recent FEMALE STANDING URINALS IN CHINA.

Alright, I know women have alwas been expected to chase after the stupid things only-men-can-do-and-have-done for so long. Yes, we get the point. We got out of the cave and started hunting, and hunting you guys down, well- ateast the cute ones. We started wearing trousers just so that you couldn't get right into and under our skirts. We chopped our hair short, just like Halle Berry and Hermione and my frined R, just because it does get hot and sweaty, and when it does- we don't mind some gool ol' romantic necking- without our hair getting in the way. But standing and pissing? Really? I mean, does it give you guys something to think about when you're jacking off, when you see us doing things your way?

Anyways, check out the pics of this really pissing-off piss-story!

Yeah, now here's how it looks. And the translation for the scribbling on top: “If every woman can urinate standing, Shaanxi Normal University can save 160 tons of water.” 

 Yeah. The only reason why any woman would read that would be because SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK TO LOOK AT, DOWN THERE WHILE SHE'S PEEING.


Well, they made sure the walls were pink- you know, just to put women in their comfort zone.

 Well, you see how that worked out- two women  are running out. The third one is well on the way out. She is probably Chinese-dyslexic. And pink walls? I mean, we're women, not gay.

And this is the final straw: here is the funnel through which you piss.

Ha! Now, I know a guy designed this. The funnel is practically a boring paperplane.

Guy-who-designed-pissing-funnel, you need to be back to school, not in product design.

Well, I like sitting on my arse all day. And, it's going to be no different when I piss. How about you?