Alright, I know women have alwas been expected to chase after the stupid things only-men-can-do-and-have-done for so long. Yes, we get the point. We got out of the cave and started hunting, and hunting you guys down, well- ateast the cute ones. We started wearing trousers just so that you couldn't get right into and under our skirts. We chopped our hair short, just like Halle Berry and Hermione and my frined R, just because it does get hot and sweaty, and when it does- we don't mind some gool ol' romantic necking- without our hair getting in the way. But standing and pissing? Really? I mean, does it give you guys something to think about when you're jacking off, when you see us doing things your way?
Anyways, check out the pics of this really pissing-off piss-story!
Yeah, now here's how it looks. And the translation for the scribbling on top: “If every woman can urinate standing, Shaanxi Normal University can save 160 tons of water.”
Well, they made sure the walls were pink- you know, just to put women in their comfort zone.
And this is the final straw: here is the funnel through which you piss.
Ha! Now, I know a guy designed this. The funnel is practically a boring paperplane.
Guy-who-designed-pissing-funnel, you need to be back to school, not in product design.
Well, I like sitting on my arse all day. And, it's going to be no different when I piss. How about you?