............................FIRST DATE- Quite a HANDful...

Life is always quite a HANDful- sometimes your hands are sewing stitches without a break, and at others, the sand just seems to be slipping from your hands. Meet Ron & Mon, while they talk about Ron's first date.

HANDy tips from the above:

-->Women think too much, and men use it to their advantage.

-->Men are not the only ones who have sex on their minds all the time.

-->Men love to speak in double entendres, without giving a sigle hint- it's called the system of 'protected-sex-talk' , akin to 'protected sex'.

Even real dates are not as delicious and tasty as these dry fruits we all sooooo love. So, how was your first date guys???Fill in.. :)

P.S.:

Talking of fruits, my first date with the fruit I've been fida over since the first date is right below:

Aren't they lovely strawberries?

They aren' t lovely strawberries, cos they're lovely litchees!!!!

GO FRUITY!! Did you the different spellins of the fruit:

litchee lichi leechee lichee lychee litchi: and I thought English spellings were difficult!!!

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS TEH DOCTOR AWAY.

A 'DATE' A DAY KEEPS THE 'GYNECS' BUSY AND GAY!