POLITICALLY INCORRECT...

PROLOGUE:

Politically correct
<------->
Poli/tically/ cor/rect <-------> POLLY TICKLEs CORR’s RECTum!!

If politically correct could be so incorrect, Y can’t Chris??

(My intuitive neural power, oops rectal power led to this crASS split up of the 2 words)

KISS n HUG, CROSS n ZERO xoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo

A) XOXO -usually symbolizes kisses n hugs at the end of a Letter/Love Note)

Love Note from Peter 2 Mary:
[
Dear Mary,
I love you with all of my heart. You’re the best……
Blah Blah……

If you love me, do meet me at Mocha (coffee place) for kisses and hugs.

Until then,
XOXO,
Peter.
]

This is what you see at the end of letters and love notes: XOXO symbolizes ‘kisses and hugs’ just like ‘brb’ is ‘be right back.’

Real interpretation of Love Note as I, Chris/mocha see it:
[
Dear Mary,
I love you with all of my heart. You’re the best……
Blah Blah…..

If you love me, do meet me at Mocha (coffee place) for kisses and hugs.

Until then,
XOXO (UNWRITTEN WORDS- These HUGS N KISSES ARE ONLY CROSS AND ZERO that I play on paper with all girls I send this kind of letter 2. ‘The real kisses and hugs’, as mentioned above, comes through, if and only if you get to Mocha. Can’t really waste 'the real kisses and hugs' on paper!!)
Peter.
]

B) I simply find it mandatory to be politically incorrect about the Richard Gere- Shipa Shetty kiss- as it was the kiss that inspired me to have a CUPPA with Kisses and Hugs:

HUGS, KISSES AND AIDS:

LOCALE 3: April 2007.

Event: Event for HIV-AIDS awareness organized by Truckers Corporation of India Foundation and HIV-AIDS advocacy organization Heroes Project.
Purpose: To help create awareness on unsafe sexual practices amongst the truckers community.
Main People Involved: Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty.
What happened? : Shilpa Shetty was at the receiving end from Richard Gere, who held Shilpa in a deep embrace and planted a dozen kisses on her cheeks during the event.
The problem: Major news channels called it 'vulgar' and 'against the Indian culture'.

Politically CORRECT statement made by Shilpa Shetty (in defense)
'The media should focus on AIDS-related issues rather than Richard Gere's kisses'.

Politically INCORRECT statement that should’ve been made: (My take)
‘The whole incident goes in sync with the work we’ve been doing- spreading Aids-awareness: even the kissing and hugging episode between Richard Gere and me was an appeal to public empathy for HIV patients, in tune with my film ‘Phir Milenge’: KISSING AND HUGGING DO NOT SPREAD AIDS. Gere and I were doing OUR JOB.’

POLITICALLY INCORRECT..

CHRIS (KISS) N TELL! IS HUGGING BUGGING?

Prologue:

1) How are we here today?? Procreation and making babies over the centuries would be the appropriate answer to that. However, a greater proportion of two people (or more ;)) do not jump the gun and jump into bed without the initial hugging and kissing.
2) So most babies are born as a progressive assimilation of all those hugs and kisses.

3)Conversely, do hugs and kisses between people of the opposite sexes ultimately lead to the bed/ babies.


So my first real post: Hugs n kisses!

Rocksta just exited CUPPA for his guitar lessons. He also leaves me deep-seated in the Carol Bolton Sofa and my funny, fuzzy thoughts, after our ‘Over a cuppa coffee’ conversation about the steamy Richard Gere-Shilpa Shetty kiss/hug.

THE CUPPA CONVERSATION TODAY:

'DO HUGS AND KISSES BETWEEN PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX HAVE A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION IN SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRIES? '

Lets talk about it at various locales, with contributions from various people.

LOCALE 1: April 2007-

Event: Parachute jump, Normandy, France.
Purpose: Fund-raising for the victims of the devastating earthquake that struck Pakistan in October 2005.
Main People involved: Ms. Nilofer Bakhtiar, Pakistan’s Tourism Minister & Frenchman-Plane pilot.
Problem posed: Ms. Nilofer after the jump hugged her French plane pilot, pictures of the ‘hug’/ ‘pat’ were splashed across Pakistani newspapers thereby, and the Islamic clerics at Islamabad's Red Mosque were enraged and issued a Fatwa against hugs and Nilofer Bakhtiar, along with an edict, asking her to be dismissed from her post.

This is what she said:
Abt parajumping:
“I did it for a good cause. I did not have any practice of parajumping. I thought it was brave on my part. In fact I am very proud of what I did, and if given the chance would do it again.”
Abt the hug:
‘It was just a pat -because he (FRENCH plane pilot) felt so proud of me, I felt very happy also because it was affectionate and very encouraging."



My rendition of the interpretation of the above Para by the die hard clerics:
WAT SHE SAID: "I did it for a good cause"
WAT THEY UNDERSTOOD:"She did it for a great cause- for spitting on Pakistani morals/religious sentiments. "

WAT SHE SAID:"I did not have any practice of parajumping."

WAT THEY UNDERTOOD:“She did not have any practice of jumping- only leaping into white skinned stranger’s embraces.”

WAT SHE SAID: ''I thought it was brave on my part.''
WAT THEY UNDERSTOOD:“She thought it was very brave on her part- very well, we hope she would be even braver when slapped with an edict(legal command), requiring her to be dismissed from her position as minister.”

WAT SHE SAID: "In fact I am very proud of what I did, and if given the chance would do it again.”
WAT THEY UNDERSTOOD:“Infact, she is so proud after having done the ‘parajumping fall’ that she totally reverses the famous saying ‘pride comes before the fall.”
(hahaha- gud 1 ryte;))

WAT SHE SAID: "It was just a pat.''
WAT THEY UNDERSTOOD: “It was just a pat eh??? Well we have a brain-teaser for you: What’s the hairline difference between a pat and a hug???? The answer- Nilofer Bakhtiar ofcourse. On second thoughts, that’s a huge difference, she’s quite a big woman.”

WAT SHE SAID: ''I felt very happy also because it was affectionate and very encouraging."

WAT THEY UNDERSTOOD: “Finally we know how very happy she really must have felt after all the ‘affection’ that was showered upon her. And what an encouragement to the nation- every time u want to help earthquake victims, all you have 2 do is fall into a French Pilot’s arms(oops sorry, fall from his plane, from near his COCKPIT) and give him a BIGGGG HUGGG after(oops PAT).”

So that was locale 1- how Hugging in hugged in Pakistan. Locale 2 will kiss you soon.

Do comment on my take on what the Islamic clerics read into Nilofer’s lines!!!