HANDy tips from the above:
-->Women think too much, and men use it to their advantage.
-->Men are not the only ones who have sex on their minds all the time.
-->Men love to speak in double entendres, without giving a sigle hint- it's called the system of 'protected-sex-talk' , akin to 'protected sex'.
Even real dates are not as delicious and tasty as these dry fruits we all sooooo love. So, how was your first date guys???Fill in.. :)
Talking of fruits, my first date with the fruit I've been fida over since the first date is right below:
Aren't they lovely strawberries?
They aren' t lovely strawberries, cos they're lovely litchees!!!!
GO FRUITY!! Did you the different spellins of the fruit:
litchee lichi leechee lichee lychee litchi: and I thought English spellings were difficult!!!
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS TEH DOCTOR AWAY.
A 'DATE' A DAY KEEPS THE 'GYNECS' BUSY AND GAY!