This is when my face goes all cute and gooey, just to help you empathize with my lying.:
So here are my trueeeee lies(If MTV can, y CAN'T I?!!):
a) Sammy, ma hubby a.k.a. ma Rocksta is not really my hubby- he’s my boyfriend, and well as far as I’m concerned, I jus thought Hubby/BF/Watever…[J]
(And my parents don’t know about him YET ;))
b) CUPPA belongs to Sammy, and HE, and not me spent astronomical money getting it up and about for us and our friends. (geeee).
I just thought, what’s his is as good as mine.
So, that’s as good as it gets. And yeah, I DID help him put CUPPA together. Right from the one-touch Capresso Impressa Z6 Coffee & Espresso Machine to the original Carol Bolton Sofa at Cuppa, I helped choose the pockets where the astronomical money finally spiralled into.
Alright I think I'm on a liar liar spree, itching to say the truth :
c) HEeee chose the Carol bolton Sofa: I jus told him I needed a plush sofa... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Alright Losers, You can gloat over all my lying, and you can revel in my confessions some more, but i betchA, its me gonna have the last laugh, because I know by now that you're dying to open your can of worms and waiting to be liberated. ;)
d) This is the real deal :P - I just asked for Coffee and Making out (:( Why does saying the truth hurt me soooo bad?????) - and he intuitively knew a one-touch Capresso Impressa Z6 Coffee & Espresso Machine machine and a Carol Bolton Sofa were the right answers to ma requests..
Gosh!!! I feel so freE, 100% truthful and completely liberated. (me flyinnnnnnnnnnnnng)
My lieMETER buzzes..
I feel more like downright nitwit with no brains to 'pick' a simple coffee machine.(who am I kidding!!)
Now, I'm lie-free. Cross ma heart!
Look out for ma next post- CROSS MA HEART!!