Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A votre carte.. the delectable delights...


MEET THE CHARACTERS IN MA BLOG:
CUPPA REGULARS:
1)Real estate junkie/ unpredictable jumping jackess(read jackass) /freelance flirt (sweet n fuzzy,ahem cola fizz/fida over pizza =>FIZZA).

2)Brand baby - brand manager(lifestyle guru)/ freelance creative designer/parttime family rebel (kickarse bittersweet oxymoron like Toblerone/ Toby shake=>TOBY).

3)Boutique owner/ our official RJ (our Mirchy bajji - non stop yak yak rani mukherjee)/ freelance food/ idiosyncrasy critic (upbeat/ high on life/high on vodka=>VODKA).

4)Marketing exec/ freelance writer/ sexpert (Chris/ I love double entendres- Chocolate ,whipped cream n milk- tatz 2 things-caffé mocha n sex/ MOCHA ). -- tats MEEEEEEE.

5)Hubby- the bug & the virus, the string & the variable (aka the software guy) / the string (again???) & the plectrum- freelance guitar guru (plays rock/ latte on the rocks/ ROCKSTA).

CUPPA SPECIALZ:

The exceptional specials have exotic ingredients frm hyderabad, bangalore, delhi, tirunelveli, adelaide, arizona and many placeS..


Do the Cuppa with Mocha(me), Fizza, Toby, Vodka n Rocksta..

Disclaimer:
1. Caffeine, tobacco, alcohol, sex n music are all addictive.


Higher doses of caffeine can cause anxiety, dizziness, headaches
Smoking is harmfl to healt and contributes to impotency.
Alcohol can also cause stomach ulcers, internal bleeding, bad breath, liver cirrhosis.
Illicit sex with muttiple partners could lead toAIDS nad sexually transmitted diseases.
Music is the Devil's child; causes headaches and disilllusions.

Well, CUPPA CHRIS is the latest addiction. So get MODERATED.

GET HOOKED at yor own risk!![;)]

2. The characters are solely elements of my fantasy; they may be inspired, but their words/deeds are the engineering of my creative collocations. Hence, kindly take no offense at any situational quips/ridicule/sarcasm.







5 comments:

beetlejuice said...

yo mocha!

vodka here :) hehe...incidental/non-incidental coincidence...but i figured...u forgot to add..super brain to my tag!hehe... ;)

u knw wat...i must also add... Caffeine HELPS LOSE WEIGHT!!! the gym instructor juz told me...so, dont lay off it completely..itz gud too! :)

more later...

luv ya di panni..(my sign off)

JANE JEYAKUMAR said...

yehh geee.. im only propagatyn the fact tat addictions are gudd,, so have coffe/alcohol/sex. CUPPA,, ... geeee..

charlie said...

Wow.. the characters are super cool man.. with a nice intro for each one of 'em.. hee hee.. totally cool.. i liked the disclaimer part more.. ;) keep goin!! cheers

Ken said...

I see an over-spirited can of bats just opened and fluttering out! more closely a Ms.Slim shady who clearly respects her right to ask anyone to go 'Fuck' themselves and a person who loves to 'party-party-party' and 'what-thefuck-party-again'! ;)

JANE JEYAKUMAR said...

yehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. tho i'm not tat much a fuk all party-goer.. used 2 be.. sobered down[:)]

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