Saturday, April 19, 2008

THE CYNOSURE

CHAPTER 1:
BRAHMANIFICATION
– THE CREATION
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CYNOSURE-->sin(cyn)? no, (4) sure..

Trupper and Lowerina:

Every now and then, in a fit of creative inspiration, God liked to sit with Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Mary Magdalene and Jesus’ 11 disciples, and create a never-before-on-earth landscape.

God looked at the latest beautiful landscape he’d sculpted over the last five days. It was one of his best masterpieces. The prototype looked like no other land of his on Earth.
The mountains, the hillocks, the plains, the valleys, the passes, the forests had been molded by his archangels, under the supervision of his Creative team.

This landscape chef-d'oeuvre (masterpice) has got to be on South Indian soil: its dark opulence, lush mellowness, stark finesse and blatant fertility fit right there. I will call it Raish, plant it on the Sabbath day, and watch its resplendent bloom from here,’ God said.

Then, at the head of the beautiful landscape, he fitted in a wheatish, dusky plot. On this plot, Jesus and Mary Magdalene made two black nymphs in their image and likeness: Trupper and Lowerina.

Jesus said, ‘Trupper and Lowerina would be lovers who spend every day of their lives loving each other, just like we do.’

Mary Magdalene said, ‘The two black lymphs will be an example to mankind- an example of unrelenting fidelity, everlasting love, delicious trust and mutual respect.’

Jesus said, ‘They will look at the world through our eyes. They will spread love and carry forth our mission. But, like us, they will have to live separate lives to do their respective work.’

Mary Magdalene said, ‘That’s not fair Jesus. They cannot be indefinitely separated: let them consummate their love every now and then. Please.’

Jesus smiled and replied, ‘Well, alright. I will put Trupper and Lowerina on either bank of Sclierra- a fish-shaped milky-white river. Every morning, they shall guard Coripupe- the Green Lake of Visionary Wisdom, bang in the middle of the milky-white river, and once in every five seconds, in a flash of lightning- they shall meet each other for the briefest of seconds in a feather-light lip lock. A black moor called Macabrow shall stand like a protective dark cover over Trupper and Lowerina.In the nights, they can hug each other and be together in sleep. Are you happy now?

Mary Magdalene lets out a breath of relief, ‘Yes, My Lord.’

Thus was planted the RAISH landscape in Karnataka. Trupper and Lowerina were born at the head of the land. As originally planned, from their birth, they lived on either side of the milky-white river and guarded the Coripupe- the Green Lake of Visionary Wisdom. They met every five seconds for a fleeting kiss, and parted soon after, going about their work. Their nights were spent in each other’s arms, under the prtection of Macabrow, the black moor. As they grew, they were proud of their looks; after all, they belonged to the most beautiful landscape. Their days got longer and more exciting.

Someone asked them: ' Ready to sin(cyn)?'
They replied: 'no 4 sure'


THE DEBUTANTE-
FIRST TIMER:

SIN(cyn)? O SURE!

It was Raish’s first time. Raish waited in anticipation.

Raish’s Landlord brought forth the best 'silk threads of labor'. He sheared the moor, and plucked out all the extra black sheafs. Trupper and Lowerina felt all the abominable pain in the world, as they lost some of their loveable black sheafs.


He then forced Tupper and Lowerina apart and brought a huge, transparent blue cover towards the Green Lake of Visionary Wisdom. Both the black nymphs tried to resist the intrusion and the foreign, transparent dome.

Trupper said, ‘Sclierra- the Milky-white river, start flooding. Do not let the transparent, blue dome cover the Coripupe.’

The river flooded and gushed out. However, the landlord pushed the blue dome further closer towards the Green Lake.

Lowerina said, ‘Trupper, Let’s dodge the dome. We shall move around the Coripupe, so that the dome doesn’t land.’

They huffed and they puffed, but the blue dome firmly settled on the Coripupe, which shook wildly under the dome. In a while, everything calmed down.

All of a sudden, Trupper’s body was gripped still in the tight grasp of Raish’s Landlord. He was angry and frightened at the same time. A shield of the best black was suddenly fit onto Trupper’s body. And just like that, he was released.

Lowerina watched Trupper in fascination. Trupper had always had a raw look she so loved, but now, he looked very macho.
Lowerina complimented Trupper, ‘The black shield fits you so very well, and it makes you bigger and better.’

As Lowerina progressed to kiss him hard and tight, she’d been held down by Raish’s landlord as well: she looked at him with an anxious frenzy. A big black paint was splashed at her, it lined her curves and when it just about dried, silver dust was sprinkled all over her.

This time around, Trupper stood agape at Lowerina’s new look.
‘You look like you are bathing in the dark night clouds, your body aglow under the moon’s teasing silver beams.’

The two shimmering black nymphs looked at each other for one long second. The lust was extreme; however, like every other time, the love they felt for each other raced past the lust, and they melted into a long, passionate embrace.

A huge shining light shone at them, like the bright headlights of a car. They broke away from each other, like two teenagers spotted for promiscuity. The now-blue, once-green lake flirted with the light.

The entire Raish Landscape silently writhed and moaned, curved and bent, quaked and smoothened, pouted and flattened, lived and loved ahead of the lights.


CLICK! FLASH! CLICK! FLASH! CLICK! FLASH!
Trupper and Lowerina faced the flashes of light with great élan. They loved it!
People asked Trupper and Lowerina: 'ready to sin (CYN) now?'

Tupper and Lowerina replied: 'O SURE!"

ps:
-RAIsh, The beautiful landscape IN Karnataka AKA AIshwarya Rai.
-The mountains, the hillocks, the plains, the valleys, the passes, the forests AKA the curves and figure of a Ash.
-Wheatish, dusky plot at the head of the landscape AKA Ash’s face.

-MacaBROW, the black moor AKA Ash'a Eye- BROWS.
-CORIPUPE, the Green Lake of Visionary Wisdom AKA Aish’s green eyeballs, that have the CORnea and PUPil.
-trUPPER and LOWERina, the 2 black nymphs AKA The UPPER and LOWER lashes of Ash’s eyes.
-SCLiERrA,The milky-white river AKA the sclera (white portion) of the eye.
-The Debutante AKA Aishwarya Rai’ first photo- shoot/portfolio.

-Shearing of MacaBROW with silk threads of labor AKA plucking and shaping eyebrows
-The foreign, blue dome AKA Blue Contact Lens
-The flooding of Sclierra, the milky-white river AKA Eye-watering/tearing because of wearing lens for the first time.
-The Black Shield AKA Artificial eye-lashes
-The Black paint with silver dust AKA Eye-Kajal.
-A huge shining light AKA the focus lights in a photo-shoot
-The entire Raish Landscape silently writhed and moaned, curved and bent, quaked and smoothened, pouted and flattened, lived and loved ahead of the lights- AKA Aishwarya in different poses during her first photo-shoot.
-CLICK! FLASH! AKA Lights, Camera, (photograph(er)/(ed)) Action.




7 comments:

PREETI said...

OH my, my! i never wouldn've guessed! I was wonderin and wonderin and wonderin what the analogy would be...and i did try lookin into the names too but, nope, dint get any close till the end!

really nice di!

muahhhhh! luvvvv u!

Prathi:-) said...

Di… u have the most amazing way of putting thngs differently… I swear… first I was wondering wht al;l this is about… den… it was a little better… then the climax was ultimate:)
Ur outta box thnking is something that to die for :) u rock babes:)
love u:)

Gayatri said...

woh! I definitely didn't see that one coming.. Atta girl :)

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The Techno Maniac said...

well.. it was weird first,... i did not even guess u were speakin abt aishwarya rai.. nevertheless. its made to look differnt.. very differnt infact..

good try!! but honestly.. use similar fonts.. dnt change the font size in between.. its getting very uncomfy :( i found it tough...

Regards,
Centaur

The Techno Maniac said...

well.. it was weird first,... i did not even guess u were speakin abt aishwarya rai.. nevertheless. its made to look differnt.. very differnt infact..

good try!! but honestly.. use similar fonts.. dnt change the font size in between.. its getting very uncomfy :( i found it tough...

Regards,
Centaur

Ken said...

Awesome! I thought i was better off identifying kevin spacey in the 'Usual suspects' ;) this was a definite thriller... :)

Cheers!
Balaji

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