Tuesday, March 11, 2008

OATS, EGG WHITE AND A BOWL!

Alright! What could I do with Oats, egg white and a bowl?

I think I could whisk batter for some absolutely scrumptious, yet healthy oatmeal cake.




WHAT’S COOKING?
I’ve been ‘feeding on’ a lot of cookery shows lately:

‘Passion’ (NDTV Good Times)-


Ritu Dalmia is the flamboyant, chirpy, tomboy restaurateur who prepares and peps up as much ‘dark and devious passion in the kitchen’ as one would want to weave in bed! She’s the true-blue, cocky-cookie, sunny-side up Indian DIVA! (This is incidentally the name of her restaurant)
Believe me, she helps you get great IN BED-oops, I meant great breakfast, lunch and dinner IN BED!

‘Top Chef’ (AXN) –


Do you know what Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef’s host) and Salman Rushdie have in common?
They both were married to each other,
They both divorced each other,
They both are award winning writers (Did you know of Padma’s award-winning "Easy Exotic" cookbook)
I love ‘Top Chef’ signature contestant catfights, knife knots, pataka food and reality-saliva-dribbling cooking.


Reserving a table at ‘No Reservations’ (by the H.O.T. Anthony Bourdain), figuring out that ‘Cooking isn’t rocket Science’ (by Manju Malhi), and living like life was nothing but ‘A matter of taste’ (by Vir Sanghvi) are the other things I’ve been doing as well.



TONGUE-IN-CHEEK! cooks or looks?
Oats, egg white and a bowl definitely have tickled my taste-buds enough.
So is this about a ‘healthy bhi, tasty bhi’ cake?
Unfortunately, NO!

This is not about the TONGUE, the taste-buds, the food pipe or the rectum.
This is about the CHEEK, the face, the glow and the WOW!!!

HEAD-TURNER, BLACK HEAD-REMOVER!
I’m talking about a miracle face-pack that lends you that absolutely fresh look. Many people you know for a very long time, actually look at you face for the first time. ( first hand experience)
1. Get a bowl.
2. Crack an egg on the top, and drain out only the egg-white (albumen)
3. Add two tablespoons of Oats.
4. Stir the mixture,
5. Apply it on your face.
6. Leave it until it dries.
7. Wash off with water.

The process is a little sticky, but it’s a stickler for fresh-facedness, if I may call it that.
And people, you can also get rid of your blackheads, and get heads to take a spin at you!

‘RAISE A ( an EGG) TOAST AND A FEW PEGS TO EGGS’

You may end up smelling a little rotten, but as they say
‘NO GAIN WITHOUT PAIN’.

33 comments:

Prathi:-) said...

hi di:) gosh... u actually tried dis one????? okkk... ur face does look real nice nwdays.. but.. was this the secret???
okie.. frankly speaking i wud never have the guts to put smthng like dis on my face... sadly.. i evn avoid milk in my face packs... i cnt stand the smell:( so... i guess dis is ruled out too... may be if im getting married n my face is way to dark 4m the roaming arnd;) i shall try this:)
but till den;) happy face packs:)
love d way u play wth words di:)
love ya
prathi:)
muuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

The King Centaur... said...
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The King Centaur... said...

Hi di..

not my cup of cuppa!! definitely not cookin (i stopped cukin!) n face freshing (i just use soap)..sorry!

TM

Preeti said...

i thikn satti hs been bitten by the mean bug....from u knw who! ;)

bt yea...egg on the face is an excellent option...esp with oats...aniother variation tat prathi cud try mayb is oatz n curd...pretty mch the same n curd hs a slight tan removin aka bleachin effect as well...!

n cookery programz pathi kekave venda...itz porb wat iv lived n grown up on...fantasizin abt food while otherz fantasized abt god knwz wat ;) hehe!

luv u panni...Muahhh!

Winds of Change said...

halo!

well...as u n p3 said...eggs r damn gud for the skin....but i cant comment much on dat cuz im not exactly an eggetarian....so....

bout the cookery programz....i LUV no reservations...the guy has a way of takin u thru the programme....not too fond of vir sanghvi.....so!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

:)
heya gurls/boyo.. ya make ma life worth livin!
so yeh zanks 4 commentyn [:)] apart frm tat,
prati- try out oats n honey- tat'd kinda erase the gg white problem- more tips wen we meet..

sattti- i guess a lotta men are becumin metrosexual zeze days- so no harm in bein interested..

peeto- yehh we'll keeo lurvin the cook showz...

n prati- i dun really like vir all tat much as well, but i like his shows cos he shows us a lotta unauthentic/ bad-food places, so yehhh its nice 2 watch- bad people givin out good reviews about bad food places :)

rantravereflect/ jane said...

the last prati was to ruby :)

Vineet Rajan said...

u forgot about hell's kitchen! thats one tough chef!

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