This 100-fiction is inspired by 'John & Kate Plus 8', the reality show about the Gosselin family- Jon and Kate and their eight children: fraternal twins and sextuplets.
‘Vivek, I wanna have SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Wifey, my SPERMS aren’t industrial engineers with a black belt in SIX sigma. What are SIX babies born together called anyway?’
‘SEXtuplets.. But..’
‘Sorry, I’ll give you all the SEX you need darling, just forget about SEXtuplets.’
‘Vivek, I wanna lose 15 kgs before a baby. 5 babies weigh 15 kgs. So, lose these 15kgs =5 babies in one year. And then have our very own real baby. So in all, SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Phew! At least, all the SEX’ll help.’
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18 comments:
Sixer..
Lol..
Lol!!! The last line was awesome!
Two are talkative
Two are players
One is thinking
One is sleeping
Check those two talkatives
You will find talks going on...
Haha...Jane, that was cute!
And hey did I tell you I really liked your display picture...
Makes one feel so mice to see you all happy n beaming:-)
Touchwood n god bless!:-)
hahahahaha loved it
never thought it that way!!
You know your posts are funny and your comments are funnier. You have a witty take on everything! :)
Sex is definitely the best exercise of thm all ... Thats y all those who spend hrs in the mornin doin all sorts of weird exercises in parks... are the ones who aint gettin any ..
LOL
hahahahha she definitely has a plan.
@ mohamed--> are ya proving ya're n azhar?;)
@ neeha--> lol
@ harini--> i know *takes a bow*
@ appu--. there' sno room for talkative in bed, except for groaning n gruntling noises maybe ;)
@suruchi--> geee, yehh i'm sooo glad i can spread joy With ma happiness n beaming spirit ;) :D
--> to jewel--> loveee <3
BSD-> well, yehhh i'm thinking a lot like that these days, gonna have a babe soon
tanvi--> yehh , i'm possessed with godforbidden wit ;)
disgruntled genius--> haaaa yeh they're gettin some- tehy go for jogs, cos they arent getty any @ home, so ya knwo they're watching all teh bobbing n sighinh n heaving in teh parks ;)
blasp at--> haaa, yes she does- hope shE (I) stick to it :D
ha ha good one! :D
Na.. having observed their weird ways , m pretty sure of wht i said :P
Oye bab!! you are back to writing again!! Sorry I missed ya!! This one was :D :D only! like always. :D
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