Thursday, November 25, 2010

THE SEXTUPLETS.

This 100-fiction is inspired by 'John & Kate Plus 8', the reality show about the Gosselin family- Jon and Kate and their eight children: fraternal twins and sextuplets.

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‘Vivek, I wanna have SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Wifey, my SPERMS aren’t industrial engineers with a black belt in SIX sigma. What are SIX babies born together called anyway?’
SEXtuplets.. But..’
‘Sorry, I’ll give you all the SEX you need darling, just forget about SEXtuplets.’
‘Vivek, I wanna lose 15 kgs before a baby. 5 babies weigh 15 kgs. So, lose these 15kgs =5 babies in one year. And then have our very own real baby. So in all, SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Phew! At least, all the SEX’ll help.’
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18 comments:

Mohamed said...

Sixer..

Neeha said...

Lol..

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

Lol!!! The last line was awesome!

Appu said...

Two are talkative
Two are players
One is thinking
One is sleeping

Check those two talkatives
You will find talks going on...

suruchi said...

Haha...Jane, that was cute!
And hey did I tell you I really liked your display picture...
Makes one feel so mice to see you all happy n beaming:-)
Touchwood n god bless!:-)

Jeweliot said...

hahahahaha loved it

bollywoodstylediaries said...

never thought it that way!!

tanvii.com said...

You know your posts are funny and your comments are funnier. You have a witty take on everything! :)

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

Sex is definitely the best exercise of thm all ... Thats y all those who spend hrs in the mornin doin all sorts of weird exercises in parks... are the ones who aint gettin any ..

LOL

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

hahahahha she definitely has a plan.

rantravereflect/ jane said...

@ mohamed--> are ya proving ya're n azhar?;)
@ neeha--> lol

@ harini--> i know *takes a bow*

rantravereflect/ jane said...

@ appu--. there' sno room for talkative in bed, except for groaning n gruntling noises maybe ;)

rantravereflect/ jane said...

@suruchi--> geee, yehh i'm sooo glad i can spread joy With ma happiness n beaming spirit ;) :D

--> to jewel--> loveee <3

rantravereflect/ jane said...

BSD-> well, yehhh i'm thinking a lot like that these days, gonna have a babe soon
tanvi--> yehh , i'm possessed with godforbidden wit ;)
disgruntled genius--> haaaa yeh they're gettin some- tehy go for jogs, cos they arent getty any @ home, so ya knwo they're watching all teh bobbing n sighinh n heaving in teh parks ;)

rantravereflect/ jane said...

blasp at--> haaa, yes she does- hope shE (I) stick to it :D

Ria said...

ha ha good one! :D

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

Na.. having observed their weird ways , m pretty sure of wht i said :P

hollowmaniac said...

Oye bab!! you are back to writing again!! Sorry I missed ya!! This one was :D :D only! like always. :D

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