Thursday, February 21, 2008

Match the following:

Let’s get back to school! Use you motor skills and match the following!
Post your answers as comments!

1. Match….. ...........................A) (Don’t we women love the hulk n the bulk)
2. Match stick ….................…B) David Hasselhoff- This Baywatch hottie still turns me on)
3. Macho…............................ C) (the following)
4. Machi…….......................... D) (One of the most used, n usually useless expressions in a lovey-dovey conversation)
5. Munch…….........................E) ((ado about nothing)
6. Ltn.Mitch……....................F) Masala
7. (I) mitchhhh (you)…....... G) (Tamil colloquial for dude/dudette)
8. Much………........................H) Food n Rani are always on anyone’s mind)?
9.Mirch.................................I) (the black tip is one hot place to touch!!-and I'm not talking dirty)
Eg: 1.Match.... c)the following.
refer for answers below

That was a simple brain twister to get you started. Now let’s cut to the chase.

UGLY DUCKLING Jann(ss)ie :
I always wondered why everything in life had to match. Turning back the pages of time, I never found any sense in matching stuff. A brown khameez, a green salwar, a pink dupatta and black slip-ons made enough sense to me back in college! I might have probably looked like a clown straight out of the Russian circus!

Still, I didn’t care. I was a carefree lass sipping on life’s lassi, like the erstwhile jassi! I had granny glasses, plain clothes, a simple pony tail and a hell of a lot of unadulterated fun! (Thankfully I never had braces, but yeah, what’s worse- I had two very visibly odd, yellow-tinged artificial front teeth)

BIG (BEAUTIFUL???) SWAN Jane:
Then I had to grow up, and I had to grow out of my ill-kempt self, maybe something like snakes shedding skin, or the ugly larva becoming the colorful butterfly.

I really didn’t know how it happened! Suddenly, I wanted to lose some baby flab(I must admit there was a lot more than baby fat hanging on me), conceal the existing ‘can’t really lose’ flab, throw away those granny glasses and get in contact with color contacts, wear figure-flattering clothes (whatever flabby figure God’s blessed me with) and MATCH THEM ALL WITH APPROPRIATE ACCESSORIES.

You might think that with the transition, I was missing out on all the unadulterated childhood fun!
I’m sorry to disappoint you buddies; I’m on one hell of a roller coaster having VICIOUS, ADULTERATED fun!







HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!
DOTS (POLKA INCLUDED) ARE IN THIS SEASON!

Here I’m now, doing a lot of accessorizing in my life. Every accessory is like a little dot lying around, waiting for me to embrace it into my circle of life.
It makes perfect sense to join all the spread out dots and make that beautiful swan!

I hope you can join the dots in your mid and see the (beautiful) swan.

Some of the best dots that I got/get to MATCH MY LIFE WITH, on my way from an ugly duckling to the swan:
a) My 5 beautiful (one handsome) sex-dot friends are the best accessories I can wear- anytime, anyplace. They lend joy to my life and are hardwired as precious gems in my life-garland.
b) Ram & R.A.M(Random Access Memory) My Boyfriend Ram and my job which I’m beginning to like, what with all the HARDWARE that I sell.
Got to tell you we sell a lot of accessories at HP to hike up our margins- will tell you about it someday in my blog.
c)
Bourjois
Did you know that Bourjois means ‘everyday’ in French?
True to its name, Bourjois lives with me everyday.
Bourjois blush, Regard Pailllete sparkling kajal (black, blue and green silver sparkle), Effet 3d lip-gloss and pink dust-eye shadow.
d)
D.R.E.S.S.ed ( to kill)
For clothes that really fit healthy people- in Chennai, check out Cotton World(UPTO 60% SALE- HURRY), Shopper’s Stop(Chennai’s sexiest kurtis), Globus (for their skirts), Pretty Woman (at LUZ- their salwar khameez materials rock), Megamart (new place, not bad!)and Lifestyle (When you have the money, and the size 4 figure, that is).
Yeah, I loved Delhi! You really get to shop great stuff at rock-bottom prices!
Girls, pack your bags- we’re going there some day!
e)
Pubs and partying:
Sparks:
My first Disc experience- Peetu, Dollz, Reks n me danced for the first time on the dance floor. Disco Balls shone brightly on us, with couples having the balls to coochie-coo in public. That’s where we discovered Tequilla shots, Vodka and puckered the gall to drink! Cheers to a ‘HIGH’ Life!
Bike and Barrel (Residency Towers)
My first pubbing experience- the Vodka-orange killer, the Wednesday Lady’s night, the Thunderbolt chicken, the stags on the floor above ogling at all the cleavage below, the smoke filled ambience and the sexy, dirty dancing by your table.
Dublin:
The typical sweaty, claustrophobic, orgasmic drinking/dancing experience!
Pasha:
Yeah, it’s gets as royal as it sounds! Niche partying and classy night outs- Meet a lotta stars right here!
f)
Earrings and funky beads:
Can’t miss this- I get my stone studded/elaborate/simple n cute earrings at
· Tank, Mylapore.
· Bessie Koratheez (read gypsies)
· Lifestyle Accessories (atleast here, one doesn’t encounter a sizing problem)
g)
Slippers:
Ready to slipper zoze random arseholes with shoes/slippers from
· Soles (My your soles get a soul)
· Lifestyle slipper section (sizez/styles are fortunately available)
· Alsa Mall (100 buks slippers)

h)
Muveez and plays
· Tata sky is one of my favorite accessories- I’m back to watching some innovative Reality programming on T&L, Star World, AXN and the zillionth repeat of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Regulars in my life- Hannah Montana, Tats so raven, Phil of the Future, Cory in the house (Nom am I beginning to seem like I’m filling up my Orkut profile..)
· DVD’s from Kris/ Jeff (2 kewl brutherz) (Learnt from Jeff that Pondy is not just the place to get cheap booze but also cheap DVD’s)
· Evam and their plays keep one good-humored over an otherwise mundane weekend (Oh God was at their blasphemous best)

So much of all this really has made a big impact on my life these last three years.
They’ve shifted gears from the most sought after frills/ accessories to hardcore mainstays in my life. I’m loving every minute of my life, and I’m waiting to explore all those hidden treasures in the road ahead!

Matching my life with all these great magic stones that suddenly pop out of deep waters has been, is and will be a wonderful challenge ahead.

Life should be persistently lived on the feet- like you’re always playing at MATCH POINT. You win sometimes, you win a well-fought-out loss at other times; the point being- if you’re playing a match with the intention of winning, you win either ways!
Match up to the Match point!



Ans to Match the Following:

1. C) 2 I) 3 A) 4 G) 5 H) 6 B) 7 D) 8 E) 9 F)

26 comments:

P.R.E.E.T.I said...

ooh ooh gurl...nice :)

i cn relate to both the ugly ducklin n the swan...i cn NEVER forget my 'illuminated' pink glasses tat wr more a windshield for my face than my eyes..n ofcourse nt to forget the multi-coloured tights n long tees...

bt i guess the transition is natural...as we mature, we wanna mke an impression...to urself n most definitely to those arnd (hw much ever we deny it)

u juz HAD to write abt the pubbin bit n i juz HAD to read abt it early in the morn on a monday n nw im allll eager to juz go gt drunk! man...! :(

hehe...luv ya alwayz janie bravo...

muahhhh!!

P.R.E.E.T.I said...

oopsy...me left out the matching bit...my answers r..

1-C
2-I
3-A
4-G
5-H
6-B
7-D
8-E
9-F

n i did them without seeing the answers below...really..! :D

rantravereflect said...

Ha hA[:)]
ZANKZ A TON!!!!
MWUAHHH

Winds of Change said...

hey babez...

i really liked the way u took off wit the topic....hmmm transitions....well ive been thru dat too....im sure all of us have...and yeah bout all of us packing our bags to go to delhi...u s.l.i.g.h.t.l.y overdid dat part...hahahhahahahahahahhahahhaa:D glad v all r an importnt part of ur life....same here:) i mean it....really......speaking of transitions, even our relationships r dat way...u kno, v wer never so close 2 years back rite?.....bottom line is..tho all of us go thru this transition, v still ARE our nutty selves...u still cant cover up thingz wen v talk crap ;) hahahahaha.....n im nutty in my own way...so


tc babez...
luv u loadz...
rup

Prathi:-) said...

hey sweety:)
gosh... ur blog is jus so truuueee... evn tho i hvnt seen the very "simple" jassi jane... i have had my share too... 4m ur gypsy beads to sleeveless salwars... and now to the super hot super sexy hot "partner" on the move;) babe u sure rock;)
abt us being an imp part in ur life? u guys really mean the world to me... i keep wondering hw we managed b4 dis period???? hwww????? i hardly remember our times b4 the dhoom2... dt was my 1st big step to transition too;)
remember me??? with granny's goggles? and bindi and salwars with dupattas worn like burka(i knw im slightly over doing dt;))
im atlst a little bit different now.... all thanks to u guys... had it not been for u guys (n ofcrz abi) i dnt thnk i wud have evr grown 4m the ugly duckling... (nt dt i have bcm a swan now... still im transforming;) am i not?????

love u di... i thnk till date this is ur most thought provoking blog eve:)
love u bitch:)
muuuaaaaaaahhhhhh

rantravereflect said...

ha ha [:D]
happiest day of ma life.. got all ma bia(@## to comment [;)]

by doin tat, all ya al affirming the fact tat i wassss an ugly duckling [;)] haaaaaa

yeh we all have changed soooooo much..

i really love us teh way we are now- hope we remain tat way 4 eternity!!!
loadsa lurvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!

mwuahhhhhhhhhh

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The Techno Maniac said...

Hi Janey,

I matched it up all right!

Second thing is Janey.. I ve just noticed sumthin. You never comment in my blog immly. You only do so after you right your own master piece and send me a mail like.. i commented in ur blog.. now its your turn!

Comical!

Ok.. to the issue at hand..

"I might have probably looked like a clown straight out of the Russian circus!" - not might! you were! and the best part is, you made me feel good (I tht i was the only weirdo during MBA.. You Preeti and prathiba have been great company in this issue)

But you're one loveable piglet! (not duckling!)

Swan.. Accessories.. korathi or gypsy is the right term.. however you dress, you look wierdly great.. so..not a problem. After-all, I was going all around chennai with you during our MBA... I was with you AND many people WE KNOW termed you as "hot" (I am sure some thing is wrong wih their brain.. still). :P Seriously.. I am not complaining! Made my last year at MBA worth!

Weights and flab.. I know you're concsious of your "babe flab" nevertheless.. round is a shape.. i am round.. so are you.. so are some of our best friends.. plus, many "things" we human possess and enjoy are generally round in shape.. except for a one or two others, which differ in geometrical shape (You thought you're the only one who was adulterated???) I know.. i still remember our last converstaion at coffee world where i got you off-guard... :P

Joining stuff.. Gawd...i d rather..you know what?? some things go better unsaid!

And yeah.. for the first time ever, you have conciously made an effort to respect my gender.. (I hope "I" was the one, whom you referred to as handsome in your blog.. I fully accept the word, knowing that its not true :P)

RAM & R.A.M. - I am happy that there is someone who you listen to and mage to control your "hot headedness" :P

Make ups.. not my cup a tea.. or I can rather say not my brand of whisky!

For the dressed part.. i just have to visit Fabindia or Pantaloons all brands for my fit.. so makes no sense to me.

Pubs and bars - I told my side of the story!

Earing & Slippers.. again.. not my brand of tequila (Not Whisky all the time!) and yeah.. you do break a lot of slippers.. my experience of hanging (ahem.. rolling side by side) with you for the past two years..

Life is a war.. you may lose a couple of battles.. in the end.. you can win the war! Keep penning!!!

And do ya know the similarity between lavoratory and cemetry??

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WHEN YOU GOTTA GO.. YOU GOTTA A GO!!!

How zat??

Cheers
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The Techno Maniac said...

Hi Janey,

I matched it up all right!

Second thing is Janey.. I ve just noticed sumthin. You never comment in my blog immly. You only do so after you right your own master piece and send me a mail like.. i commented in ur blog.. now its your turn!

Comical!

Ok.. to the issue at hand..

"I might have probably looked like a clown straight out of the Russian circus!" - not might! you were! and the best part is, you made me feel good (I tht i was the only weirdo during MBA.. You Preeti and prathiba have been great company in this issue)

But you're one loveable piglet! (not duckling!)

Swan.. Accessories.. korathi or gypsy is the right term.. however you dress, you look wierdly great.. so..not a problem. After-all, I was going all around chennai with you during our MBA... I was with you AND many people WE KNOW termed you as "hot" (I am sure some thing is wrong wih their brain.. still). :P Seriously.. I am not complaining! Made my last year at MBA worth!

Weights and flab.. I know you're concsious of your "babe flab" nevertheless.. round is a shape.. i am round.. so are you.. so are some of our best friends.. plus, many "things" we human possess and enjoy are generally round in shape.. except for a one or two others, which differ in geometrical shape (You thought you're the only one who was adulterated???) I know.. i still remember our last converstaion at coffee world where i got you off-guard... :P

Joining stuff.. Gawd...i d rather..you know what?? some things go better unsaid!

And yeah.. for the first time ever, you have conciously made an effort to respect my gender.. (I hope "I" was the one, whom you referred to as handsome in your blog.. I fully accept the word, knowing that its not true :P)

RAM & R.A.M. - I am happy that there is someone who you listen to and mage to control your "hot headedness" :P

Make ups.. not my cup a tea.. or I can rather say not my brand of whisky!

For the dressed part.. i just have to visit Fabindia or Pantaloons all brands for my fit.. so makes no sense to me.

Pubs and bars - I told my side of the story!

Earing & Slippers.. again.. not my brand of tequila (Not Whisky all the time!) and yeah.. you do break a lot of slippers.. my experience of hanging (ahem.. rolling side by side) with you for the past two years..

Life is a war.. you may lose a couple of battles.. in the end.. you can win the war! Keep penning!!!

And do ya know the similarity between lavoratory and cemetry??

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WHEN YOU GOTTA GO.. YOU GOTTA A GO!!!

How zat??

Cheers
Techno Maniac

The Techno Maniac said...

Hi Janey,

I matched it up all right!

Second thing is Janey.. I ve just noticed sumthin. You never comment in my blog immly. You only do so after you right your own master piece and send me a mail like.. i commented in ur blog.. now its your turn!

Comical!

Ok.. to the issue at hand..

"I might have probably looked like a clown straight out of the Russian circus!" - not might! you were! and the best part is, you made me feel good (I tht i was the only weirdo during MBA.. You Preeti and prathiba have been great company in this issue)

But you're one loveable piglet! (not duckling!)

Swan.. Accessories.. korathi or gypsy is the right term.. however you dress, you look wierdly great.. so..not a problem. After-all, I was going all around chennai with you during our MBA... I was with you AND many people WE KNOW termed you as "hot" (I am sure some thing is wrong wih their brain.. still). :P Seriously.. I am not complaining! Made my last year at MBA worth!

Weights and flab.. I know you're concsious of your "babe flab" nevertheless.. round is a shape.. i am round.. so are you.. so are some of our best friends.. plus, many "things" we human possess and enjoy are generally round in shape.. except for a one or two others, which differ in geometrical shape (You thought you're the only one who was adulterated???) I know.. i still remember our last converstaion at coffee world where i got you off-guard... :P

Joining stuff.. Gawd...i d rather..you know what?? some things go better unsaid!

And yeah.. for the first time ever, you have conciously made an effort to respect my gender.. (I hope "I" was the one, whom you referred to as handsome in your blog.. I fully accept the word, knowing that its not true :P)

RAM & R.A.M. - I am happy that there is someone who you listen to and mage to control your "hot headedness" :P

Make ups.. not my cup a tea.. or I can rather say not my brand of whisky!

For the dressed part.. i just have to visit Fabindia or Pantaloons all brands for my fit.. so makes no sense to me.

Pubs and bars - I told my side of the story!

Earing & Slippers.. again.. not my brand of tequila (Not Whisky all the time!) and yeah.. you do break a lot of slippers.. my experience of hanging (ahem.. rolling side by side) with you for the past two years..

Life is a war.. you may lose a couple of battles.. in the end.. you can win the war! Keep penning!!!

And do ya know the similarity between lavoratory and cemetry??

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WHEN YOU GOTTA GO.. YOU GOTTA A GO!!!

How zat??

Cheers
Techno Maniac

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