ONE-RUPEE AUCTION

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To open their store with a splash and occupy the number ONE slot in Chennai, the ‘DIVA’ fashion boutique masterminded a ‘ONE rupee auction.’

Items- 100 designer dresses draped on mannequins

Participants- 100 cash-rich socialites

Minimum bid price- ONE Rupee

Time limit- ONE hour

Process- Participants submit their bids electronically onto 100 touchscreens; ONE beside every mannequin, highest bidder takes the respective dress

Expected Profit- Rs.10 lakh (Rs.10000/ dress)

On the opening night, every socialite walked to exactly ONE mannequin, submitted her bid, and in ONE hour, walked out with a designer dress, paying only ONE rupee. What a steal!
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THE SEXTUPLETS.

This 100-fiction is inspired by 'John & Kate Plus 8', the reality show about the Gosselin family- Jon and Kate and their eight children: fraternal twins and sextuplets.

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‘Vivek, I wanna have SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Wifey, my SPERMS aren’t industrial engineers with a black belt in SIX sigma. What are SIX babies born together called anyway?’
‘SEXtuplets.. But..’
‘Sorry, I’ll give you all the SEX you need darling, just forget about SEXtuplets.’
‘Vivek, I wanna lose 15 kgs before a baby. 5 babies weigh 15 kgs. So, lose these 15kgs =5 babies in one year. And then have our very own real baby. So in all, SIX babies off me in the next 2 years.’
‘Phew! At least, all the SEX’ll help.’
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DEATH BY CHOCOATE

Death By Chocolate is my new story in 100 words, inspired by the true story of Lyn Lee. 

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25-year-old Lawyer Lyn Lee choked on the horrible chocolate cake at her desk. It looked and tasted like her job- disintegrating and disgusting. Everything tediously legal suddenly sounded deviously delicious in her ears.

Case?...................... CAKE

Barrister?...................... BUTTER

Judge?...................... FUGDE

Trial?...................... TRUFFLE

Judiciary?......................... CONFECTIONARY

Criminal Lawyer?......................... CHOCOLATIER 

Guilty?......................  RUMnCHERRY

Call to the BAR?...................... CHOCOLATE BAR 

Power of attorney?...................... PERCENTAGE OF COCOA

Death warrant?......................... DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

It was her moment of bittersweet truth- the moment when Lyn Lee, the lawyer died-by-chocolate and resurrected as Lyn Lee, the chocolate entrepreneur.

The revolutionary cake chain ‘Awfully Chocolate’ was born in 1998. 

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Hanky-Panky Hickey

My new 100 fiction (story in 100 words) is a reflection of my current television obsession. Read more and hit the comment section below for your comments.
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Suzie cozied up to David in the basement car park. She flexed her spine and arched her back towards the car hood in the most provocative arch possible.

‘Sue, don’t do this baby.’
‘2 weeks since we started dating. And you haven’t even kissed me.’
‘It’s too dangerous.I CAN’T baby.’
‘WHY? I want a love-bite Dae, nothing too tricky
Just a big bad, rough red, hanky-panky hickey’


The buttons on her corset broke free and David lost all control. He closed his eyes and bit into Suzie’s virgin-white, silky-smooth neck.

That's how Suzie died and turned into a bloodsucking vampire.

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72 VIRGINS

This is my new 100 fiction- story in 100 words. It's a conversation between 2 guys, taking on the recent foiled air cargo bomb attack. Hit the comment section below for your comments.

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 ‘Dude, Al-Qaeda’s now planting BOMBS in MAILS- cargo packages. A Yemini woman and her mother have been accused and arrested. Yemeni women are hot bombs. I guess Al-Qaeda’s using bombs to send out Bombs.’

‘LOL. I guess they’ll send BOMBS via EMAILS next. The next time ya see a mail with subject 'WATCH THE SEXIEST 72 VIRGINS HERE'- don't you dumbass open it, cos it's a sure shot Al-Qaeda BOoMB MAIL.Ya open it- ya'll go KABOoM..'

'Bro, I’d readily open the mail, 

Die and burn, leaving a smoke trail,

For I’d find 72 virgins- my life’s holy grail’

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MARISOL'S BABY

I worked with a lot of passion and conviction on 'Marisol's Baby'. This 100-word story is inspired by a true story in recent times. Hit the comment icon below, for your comments.

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18/10/2010

The baby bawls a grotesque war-cry, tearing the house into pieces. 20-year-old Marisol had seen mothers hitting their babies to silence them- what should she do?

28000 murders...

15000 pot packages...

Beheaded convicts...

Bullet-blasted bodies...

2 deadly drug cartel lieutenants tearing the country into pieces…
In Marisol’s head, these images transition like PowerPoint slides in her criminology classes.

Her baby needs no violence; but love, hope, principals, values... Today, as she- Marisol Valles Garcia is sworn in as Police Chief, Praxedis G.Guerrero, Mexico, she  swears by her life that she’ll terminate drug-related crime- not with violence, but love, hope, principals, values.

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MR.BIG

My new story Mr.Big- part of my 100 fiction series- story in just 100 words.

 

 9:00am

Tina texts Sam:   
U lose Sam. I choose Gerry. BIG mistake mayb– but I’m BIG on badass boys & Gerry is my Mr.BIG- the smuggest sexiest son-of-a-B  I’ve eva met 

2:00pm 
Tina to Riya: 
Tonight’s the BIG night. I’m finally letting BIG shot Gerry have me.

9:18pm 
FTV Bar and Lounge, Bangalore 

Tina to Gerry: 
I love the dirty dancing. But let’s get BIG-time dirty in your room.

10.00pm

Room No. 669, Le Meridian

Tiny thinks, ‘Wowwww, Gerry has BIG bucks & BIG hands!’ 
Gerry unzips. 
And that’s how Tina laid eyes on the SMALLEST dick she’d ever seen.